The Bag or Its Contents?
This bag of screws came in the box with an unassembled something-or-other. My first thought was, “Wow! Those screws look really tasty!” I had originally […]
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Doctor My Eyes …
Yesterday I went to the eye doctor. I got lost and called the office. He answered the phone. I asked for directions. He said his […]
More Marketing Madness
If Fabreeze eliminates odors, how can it come in different scents? Are they modifying the genes of the scents so they aren’t affected by whatever […]
Ice Cream: Under the Lid
I finally found some sugar-free ice cream that I can eat without blowing up my blood sugar. Unfortunately this inner lid told me I have […]
Boating: A Bit of a Grind
A couple of days ago I did probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done under my loosely-defined category of DIY Boat Repairs: I put a […]
Lab Test at Home!
I received this Home Test Kit without even asking for it! Yay! “Butt … er … But,” I thought, “What if it’s some kind of […]
The Very Definition of a Corporate Hypocricy
I am the very model of the modern mainstream media,I’ve disseminated info — whether false or true — it’s feeding ya,I know the kings and […]
It’s Not the 99% …
It’s never the 99% that scares me. It’s always that bad ol’ One Percent that you have to watch. In this case, the Marketing Team […]
