Pointing and laughing at the Human Condition is a hobby of mine. For some reason, I can’t just look at something and see it for what it is. I have to try and see inside it, over it, under it, or beyond it to find either the meaning or humor. Mostly humor. It keeps me sane.
This bag of screws came in the box with an unassembled something-or-other. My first thought was, “Wow! Those screws look really tasty!” I had originally […]
Yesterday I went to the eye doctor. I got lost and called the office. He answered the phone. I asked for directions. He said his […]
If Fabreeze eliminates odors, how can it come in different scents? Are they modifying the genes of the scents so they aren’t affected by whatever […]
I finally found some sugar-free ice cream that I can eat without blowing up my blood sugar. Unfortunately this inner lid told me I have […]
A couple of days ago I did probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done under my loosely-defined category of DIY Boat Repairs: I put a […]
I received this Home Test Kit without even asking for it! Yay! “Butt … er … But,” I thought, “What if it’s some kind of […]
I am the very model of the modern mainstream media,I’ve disseminated info — whether false or true — it’s feeding ya,I know the kings and […]
So, the marketing team at Mickey D’s told the ad placement agency “Whenever you hear about an article that mentions any of our stores, […]
It’s never the 99% that scares me. It’s always that bad ol’ One Percent that you have to watch. In this case, the Marketing Team […]
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