In Lieu of Honey-Do
Retirement Day Number ??? (I stopped keeping track): Because I tore it off the pad and threw it in the trash, there is no more […]
Retirement Stories
A Sock Story
Today I tore my left sock on a nail head that was sticking out from a piece of corner-round molding on the floor. I went […]
The End of the Honey-Do
Retirement Day #15: (Days 13 and 14 are not missing. I take weekends off.) Today I finished the Honey-Do list! Well, okay, what really happened […]
Now THAT’S Marketing!
From a freebie ad rag (usually found on a wire rack somewhere near the supermarket checkout). They claimed it was an “E” coupon, which to […]
A Bright Sunny Day
One of the best things about being retired is having time to play. (And nap.) Sometime back, Wife Mia said, “No more naps!” but she’s […]
Horrible News!
Mia caught me napping again! That’s the third time today, and the 37th time since my first day of retirement! An hour or so later […]
Skipping the Weekend
Retirement Day Number … umm … Well, the truth is, I haven’t been keeping track. But rest assured, you didn’t miss anything. I took the […]
Forced to Do Stuff
I know I shouldn’t be doing stuff, but I feel like I’m being shamed into it by my own guilt. After all, I’ve been doing […]
Valentine’s Day Interruption
Stupid Valentine’s Day interrupted my retirement and made me do stuff. I had to make a temporary list: I mean, Mia knows how much she […]
Appending the Retirement Lists
I am sorry to say that the list I made with the toys and times was too ambitious. I knew I could never keep up […]