I was in a playful mood and knew Mia would be home from work at 4:30. I left a note on the front door: “Door unlocked. Look on the dining room table.”
The note on the dining room table told her to go read the note on the kitchen counter, which directed her to a note in the spare bedroom, which in turn directed her to another note. The last note, in the basement, directed her to the bedroom where I was waiting, naked.
I heard the front door open at 4:20. She was early.
The UPS delivery guy arrived at the bedroom at 4:23. He needed a signature.