I received this Home Test Kit without even asking for it! Yay! “Butt … er … But,” I thought, “What if it’s some kind of a scam to get my DNA or something?”
Can’t trust anything these days, so I arranged for a substitute sample donor.
I followed the instructions to the letter and dropped the package in the same US Mail from whence it came.
A week later, the report came back. It said, “You’re okay, but you need more treats in your diet. And you shouldn’t be chasing squirrels”