Retirement Day Number … umm … Well, the truth is, I haven’t been keeping track. But rest assured, you didn’t miss anything. I took the weekend off. I’m really starting to settle in to the routine now: Wake up, Pee, and Nap.
Today I had to venture out of the house to Walmart.
As everyone knows, they won’t let just anyone in. You have to look like you have money. So I dressed up in my best suit and headed over there. Man, I was looking GOOD!
I wasn’t dressed to the nines, though. I don’t have that kind of money (or I wouldn’t be shopping at Wally World). I was, however, definitely dressed to the sevens. Maybe even the eights.
And of course, my nose itched when I got there.